22
May
2013

The Strange Fever of Oswald Prileau III / Narcissistic Personality Disorder

896b9f54-f2f9-4004-a1fd-0dbc26a78dde A viral infection opens Oswald’s immune system to attack. It also opens his mind to a world of self loathing, self love, racism, and paranoia. HIghlighted, analyzed and explained by Joe Virgo. This is all Field Agent Paul’s fault. He is responsible for everything sans the fever itself.

10
May
2013

Diamond Colony : CB radio to the dead

Diamond Colony is a collection of the sounds you don’t hear. This is the retrieval of audio previously unavailable. Now with modern science and pure occult power we have a new dimension. How does human language sound to a bird? What is the sound of your life flashing before your eyes. The noise of neurons and the sounds beneath the skin.

Here we have the CB radio to the dead. The actual cobra unit was salvaged from a wreck outside of Topeka KS. It was purchased from a pawnbroker, as is. When properly adjusted, it received verifiable signals from Rosa McCrea, a long haul driver that perished in a truck accident in 1988. Here is Rosa, the radio now belongs to her.

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02
May
2013

HAIKU BONANZA / GSR2.0

tumblr_miwdf0433V1s3n1qno1_500_large Just a friendly reminder : we are going to be recording the 2nd Annual Haiku Show in July. Submit your original haikus to goldensnailradio@gmail.com to be a part of it. Deadline for submissions is July 4th 2013, so act today.

Also, we are going to archive the old audio episodes and redo the site. We will then be The Golden Snail Radio Network featuring the same weird stuff only with a little more context. That’s always been a problem, you know? Even as a kid, adults would wonder what the hell I was talking about. I’ll tell you a secret, I don’t even know sometimes. But I do know I am going to annoy the balls off of Paul and August for more audio goodies. I’m going to dust off Hannah and see if she can do high drama. I’m also going to covertly record coworkers and acquaintances to embarrass them on the interwebs. That much you can be sure of.

02
Dec
2012

Man’s Best Friend : a brief examination of the artificial vagina

Special thanks to Mr. Fefe at buildavagina.com.

Opening theme by Benjie Loveless

Closing theme by Uniform Victor

Special thanks for music by Interlard